Please make it stop!
That’s your laugh of the day, courtesy of an email sent to me at work where I monitor the webmaster@ email address. It was from a former student who’s just about to finish grad school, is hunting for a job, and discovered that the number 1 result in a certain famous search engine when searching for his name was an article published by a student run publication as part of an April fools issue that satirized steroid munching student athletes and the effects on their testicle size. While I feel for the guy, I also couldn’t help getting a laugh out of it.