Laugh of the day

I can’t speak to how true this is for the Japanese, but it’s spot-on for the U.S.

A Japanese company and an American company decided to have a canoe race on the Missouri River. Both teams practiced long and hard to reach their peak performance before the race.

On the big day the Japanese won by a mile.

Afterwards, the American team became very discouraged and morally depressed.

The American management decided that the reason for the crushing defeat had to be found. A “Measurement Team,” made up of senior management was formed. They would investigate and recommend appropriate action.

Their conclusion was that the Japanese had 8 people rowing and 1 person steering, while the Americans had 1 person rowing and
8 people steering.

So American management hired a consulting company and paid them incredible amounts of money. They advised that too many people were steering the boat and not enough people were rowing.

To prevent losing to the Japanese again next year, the rowing team’s management structure was totally reorganized to four steering supervisors, three area steering superintendents and one assistant superintendent steering manager. They also implemented a new performance system that would give the one person rowing the boat greater incentive to work harder. It was called the “Rowing Team “Quality First” Program,” with meetings, dinners and free pens for the rower: “We must give the rower empowerment and enrichments through this quality program.”

The next year the Japanese won by two miles.

Humiliated, the American management laid off the rower for poor performance, halted development of a new canoe, sold the paddles, and canceled all capital investments for new equipment. Then they gave a High Performance Award to the steering managers and distributed the money saved as bonuses to the senior executives.

Gotta love the Japanese.

I’ve lived this. It often amazes me how well the US does internationally given my direct observations of the management culture in this country.

My birthday present

So after much thought, I decided to get myself a new digital camera for myself for my birthday. Nothing too fancy, the main selling point is that Canon makes a relatively inexpensive watertight enclosure for the camera so that I can take it out with me on the Kayak without fear of ruining the camera. The camera also has addon lenses that will allow me to get macro and wide angle lenses relatively cheaply. Soon there should be more photos posted to this space as a result 😉

Gothic achieves classic status…

…in the book of dave. Gothic is an original mix of gameplay elements from Tomb Raider, the classic adventure game types, and action RPG games like System Shock and Deus Ex. When I first got it I spent about an hour playing and decided it was too hard and contained too much dialog, but folks kept popping up on usenet talking about how great it was and how you had to get past the first couple of hours of the game. So after I built my new machine I tried it again and I have to say it’s an awesome, awesome game. The first couple of hours are rough since you have basically no combat skills ….
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Y.A.S.T.

YAST (Yet Another Stupid Thing) I’ve noticed is how every time I stick a post-it note to my computer monitor, I have to attach a piece of scotch tape to it so it doesn’t fall off of my monitor after a day or two. What the hell is the point of the notes if they won’t stay stuck? Phooey.

Endless republican hypocrisy

Once again the news has pissed me off. The republican economic platform is so completely full of shit, it astounds me that people don’t notice it. A true expression of their campaign plank for the upcoming campaign ought to be

We believe in completely unrestrained free trade and free competition unless some of our rich buddies start to lose money, in which case all bets are off

I won’t get going on the whole ‘states rights, unless our candidate is going to lose’ issue again, I promise

I wish my dimwitted fellow citizens would wake up to this bullshit. God, and I thought I really hated Reagan.

Heinlein says it best

This via slashdot:

“There has grown up in the minds of certain groups in this country the notion that because a man or corporation has made a profit out of the public for a number of years, the government and the courts are charged with the duty of guaranteeing such profit in the future, even in the face of changing circumstances and contrary to public interest. This strange doctrine is not supported by statute or common law. Neither individuals nor corporations have any right to come into court and ask that the clock of history be stopped, or turned back.”

Anyone else recognize the RIAA in this quote? Heinlein wrote this roughly 40-50 years ago, but it’s especially relevant today.