Recipe for knocking yourself senseless

Required ingredients – one lacrosse ball, bonus points if it’s wet and slobbery. One Golden retriever pup, preferably full of piss and vinegar. Procedure – interest dog in ball. Engage in tug of war with dog. Exclaim in horror when dog releases ball suddenly just as you are in mid-tug, causing the ball and your fist to crash forcefully into your face, busting open your lip and causing a bloody nose. Bonus points if dog then jumps in your lap (yum! tasty blood! yay!) and proceeds to lick your face whilst you lounge half senseless from the blow.

Speaking from experience, it’s a sensation not to be missed. Err, to be missed I mean. Oh, and extra bonus points for not losing one’s temper. I couldn’t quite bring myself to laugh due to the pain, but at least I can smile about it now.

Wheat Albumin helpful for glycemic control

Stupid Medscape and their retarded scheme for enforcing site registration – I can’t puzzle out how to link to the article they published this week that summarizes recent research in clinical trials that indicated that consumption of as much as a gram of wheat albumin before eating reduced post prandial blood sugar levels by as much as 30%. This is the second trial in less than a month demonstrating consumption of specific compounds can lead to dramatic glycemic control. And it’s the second one in a month where said compound is something I can’t seem to actually lay my hands on. Anyone got a source of pure wheat albumin? It’s in wheat naturally but I can’t eat wheat products because the carb content causes dangerous blood sugar levels.

Do you see what I see?

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Spotted while checking out a house on east river drive in Lake Luzerne, NY. I didn’t manipulate the image at all in photoshop. Pretty cool I think.

mp3 player up for sale

I put my iriver ihp 120 up on ebay tonight. If you’re looking for a best in class mp3/digital audio player, check it out. They go for over $330 and aside from itunes it has everything an ipod has plus tons more, most notably radio, digital audio in and out (as compared to analog on most every other player out there), recording, wired remote, and multi-format support including ogg, wav, wma and of course mp3. It’s really an excellent little device. I’m selling it because I crave a sony psp, so much so that I already bought it on the credit card. It’s fantastic, mostly. I’ll post impressions after I’ve had it for a while. Meanwhile though I need to sell the iriver before the credit card bill comes, so go bid up my auction, won’t you?

Major step tomorrow…

…if all goes well I’ll make an offer on this house, which is located here. It’s tiny, has really (really) serious leak issues in the basement, and needs a major renovation in the interior (2 rooms with ceiling to floor mirrors and another with one of those giant wall murals of a deer in the forest. mkay, to each their own, it’s not me though), but it’s what I can afford and it hits on a lot of my wants in a house, namely water access (it has deeded beach rights on the Hudson), property coupled with some sense of privacy (it’s on a little over an acre and a few plantings and I should have a completely private back yard), and it has potential in terms of ways I can work on it to increase the property value. Things I might do include: tearing out the ceiling on the kitchen/living room side of the house to give it cathedral ceilings, then stick in a few skylights; put in a pool and hot tub in the back yard, excavate to fix the basement leak issues, then finish one half of it to make an ultimate home theater room, fix the bathroom (to each their own and all, but wall to wall shag carpeting in the bathroom?), and put a gas stove in and convert the fireplace to one of those gas log deals. And that’s just to start. Anyway wish me luck, if all goes well I could be living in the place by June or even the end of May.

Magic cure for poison ivy/oak?

Kevin Kelly’s Cool Tools weblog suggested using Zanfel Poison Ivy Cream as an immediate and effective cure for Poison Ivy and other similar ills. I’m skeptical but most folks seem to agree that it really works. Given the dog and the presence of poison ivy in the northeast I’m going to take the precaution of ordering myself a tube. Worth a look if you’ve struggled with poison ivy in the past, even at the pretty steep $40/ounce price point.

New photo album in the gallery

Check out the best of the photos from a hike Andrew and I did right before Thanksgiving on Black Mountain, the highest peak in the Lake George region. There’s a decent panorama included. We actually hiked this in November of 2004 but I am just now getting around to posting it. Shows where I am at with my backlog of weblog stuff. Anyway despite being the highest peak it’s not really a very challenging hike from the road side of the mountain, mostly because you drive up into the range and remove about 1000′ or more of elevation you’d have to climb if you tackled the mountain from the lake side. I hope to do that this summer during our annual Lake George camping trip as this year we’re going to be literally right at the foot of the mountain.

Hiking season is back baby!

Soolin summited her first mountain this week, Prospect up in Lake George. Of course dingus me forgot to bring the flash card for the camera so I whipped it out and discovered I was lugging the camera and case along for no good reason. D’oh! Anyway the hiking was excellent. There were still many feet of snow in places on the mountain and sections of the trail were seriously iced over, but it was warm and everything was coated with a thick frosting of crunchy ice froth, leaving me something to get a grip on with my boots. Highlights of the trip aside from the glorious view looking north along the lake were Soolin doing her best penguin impersonation as she discovered she could slide down the ice, running back and forth along this one ~six foot stretch of trail so she could repeatedly slide down it, and me skitching my way down like 80% of the mountain at a barely controlled pace on the way down. Great fun!

ushering in the age of the machines

All those videogames, cartoons and pen and paper role playing games about giant walking robots were actually onto something. Think I’m kidding? Check out John Deere’s spiderbot, a giant walking robot designed for timber work. Let’s keep our fingers crossed that the Decepticons don’t get their hands on one or we’re in trouble!