For Star Wars nuts only, with a side helping of braaaaaaaiiins

Obsessive compulsive Star Wars fans will find lots to love at the Starwars Combine, a free, wonderfully complex browser-based massively multiplayer online game set in the Star Wars universe. Make a character and start down your career path – smuggler, merchant, soldier, whatever. There are over 4000 planets in the galaxy and you can fly among them, explore their surfaces, found cities, engage in warfare, hunt pirates, join factions and fight for the empire or rebels, and more. It’s really pretty amazing what they’ve packed into this game, in many ways it puts Sony’s big budget Star Wars Galaxies massively multiplayer game to shame, and the hardware requirements are lower, it will work on your mac or Linux box, and it’s free. Check it out if browser games are your cup of tea. And if they are but you’re intimidated by how complex the Star Wars Combine is, check out Urban Dead, the superb online Zombie game, which is simple yet engaging and fun. I’m Bubba Jones, Fireman, currently barricaded in the Bristol Building in Chudelyton if you make a character – come look me up, err, unless you’re a zombie that is.

Who doesn’t like a free game of risk?

Remember the board game Risk? Check out this very competent java version. It’s got a decent interface and performance is relatively snappy despite it being written in Java, plus it features custom maps beyond the classic map of from the original boardgame. No network play, alas, but you folks never take me up on my challenges anyway so there’s not much loss there.

Gobby – free cross platform collaborative text editor

Perhaps you’ve played around with subethaedit or moonedit, but wished for more features, a cleaner interface, or better cross platform support. Gobby does a decent job of addressing most of these issues while adding builtin chat and better per-user customization. The major downside is the complexity of getting it running, it’s not trivial, in fact it’s easier to get running on linux than it is on windows or Mac, but they’re working on that aspect of things and Gobby is well worth a look if you’re interested in collaborative text editing.

Check out the flyak

Ok, this is completely impractical, but I so want one of these. It’s a hydrofoil equipped kayak that aims to break the human powered boat speed record, yet be available for purchase at prices even I can afford. If these things come in under $1500 or so, expect to see me on the hudson and Lake George next summer cooking along at 10kph.

Bypass the corporate firewall

Oh yes, I do love playing the role of irresponsible tech anarchist. Does your IT manager frown on the use of instant messaging at work and block it at the firewall? Or are you sitting in an internet cafe, public terminal in a library, or someone’s else’s computer and they don’t have your favorite IM client installed? If any of these circumstances apply to you, chances are you’ll take to meebo, an ajax-powered, web-based instant messaging platform that supports AIM, ICQ, Yahoo, Jabber and MSN. Free, simple to use, relatively bug free and a really nice interface. Not much more you could ask for. Just make sure you’re using a modern, standards compliant browser, firefox being the best choice.

Competent window management on windows

I’ve commented on the issue of interface clutter repeatedly on this site – modern apps spawn windows in multitudes, and even with a 20″ screen it’s almost impossible to keep things organized, leaving users to click around, mutter, minimize, tab switch, and curse as they try and find the right window that contains the piece of whatever project they’re working on at the moment. While no mainstream OS has an ideal fix for this problem (and really I think we need a new interface paradigm to solve this, though I’ve yet to see anything I like in this regard), things like my beloved quicksilver come close, and Macosx’s Expose helps tremendously. The good folk at Otaku Software have brought most of the features of Expose to win32 with their topdesk utility. It’s not free, but $9.95 is about as close as you’re going to get to free and this really is a tremendous productivity booster once you get used to it.

Promising new macos RSS reader

Vienna is a very promising free RSS reader for Macosx. It’s got your typical 3-paned interface, which you can set to three vertical panes or the more traditional 1 left, 2 stacked on the right interface you see in things like mail.app or outlook. It’s a little rough around the edges, especially in the interface department (lack of command keys being my chief complaint) but it’s small and fast and has two really great features – first, it’s pretty simple to re-style the visual appearance of the feeds using html and css. Second and even better is the ability to create what it calls ‘smart folders’ – these are meta-feeds which are created by parsing the contents of all your feeds and creating a new one based on a very comprehensive set of filters. This is a feature I love in FeedDemon, and Vienna’s implementation is superior. To give you an example of how this works, in FeedDemon I have a filterset that watches for any occurrence of a set of terms related to diabetes, and every day I look over the output it produces, allowing me to take in at a glance all the research that’s been published on the subject plus every mention across the so-called blogosphere and in the mainstream press, every day. The usefulness of this can’t be overstated, and Vienna is one of the few RSS readers to add this feature – to my knowledge netnewswire is the only other one on the mac that has this. If you’re on a mac and haven’t paid for netnewswire yet, this is well worth checking out. More generally, if you’re not yet using rss to help you absorb info more efficiently, you’re wasting your own time. Get an RSS reader and spend a few hours figuring out how to work with it, your brain will thank you.

Things you don’t want your insurance underwriter to see…

…would probably include a young student touching off the explosion that helps fragment a granite rockface so a new road can be laid down. I witnessed just this along with a small crowd of students this summer. Hard to believe but true. My employer is building new campus housing and some of the area has only a few feet of topsoil on top of granite, so they had to do some blasting before the could excavate. I got stopped by the road crew as they prepared to set off one of the explosions. A small crowd of students was there to watch, and the guy with the detonator coaxed one of the young women watching to come out into the road and flip the switch. There was a strangely satisfying deep bass ‘whump’ and the tire mats leaped into a jumble in the air as the students leapt back and cheered. On the one hand I don’t really find fault with this. On the other, I’m sure if the wrong people had seen it (or the right, depending on your perspective) heads would have rolled and possibly lawsuits would have followed.

I will also note that witnessing this all at close hand didn’t make me any more comfortable about being adjacent to this kind of work. Folks were smoking within 20-30 feet of the trailer marked all over with ‘this is explosive stuff, danger!’ stickers where they were storing the materials, and I was only 30-40 feet back from the field of tire mats they used to cover things up.

Check those battlefield 2 stats

I have this love/hate relationship with Battlefield 2. On the one hand the game itself is superb fun with a great engine and beautiful graphics. On the other hand it shows so many signs of lazy programming practices (memory management? Fuck it, we got gigs to play with!) that at times I get really frustrated with it. One of the best examples of this is their in-game server and statistics browser. I swear my commodore 64 from the 1980’s could push piles of what is essentially text data around quicker than this piece of crap could. Unfortunately I don’t yet have a good solution to the server browser problem, but if you want to scope out your stats and don’t want to wait 30 or more seconds for the in-game browser to respond to your mouse clicks, check out bf2sr.com’s stat retriever. It’s a tiny little download which grabs the stats for any username in less time than it takes to double click it and will build an html page for you to post if you want to taunt your friends with your stats. Good stuff, and free. I’m Tempus67 if you’re wanting to scope out my exemplary work as squad medic.