Ok. A childhood of Tolkein and Dungeons and Dragons has left me secretly craving these new dungeons and dragons miniatures. I’ve actually accumulated miniatures over the years, in the theory that I would spend the time to paint them. But numerous aborted attempts have led me to conclude I lack the aptitude or patience to seriously take up miniatures painting as a hobby. But these come prepainted, and besides, what child of the 70’s wouldn’t want an ochre jelly miniature for the top of their computer monitor?