What the hell is with the animals in my neighborhood? I finished raking the yard this weekend thanks to the nice weather. In the corner of the yard I found heaps of animal droppings, deer and dog, piled in layers on top of each other. I’ve spotted the deer a few times back in the corner of the yard but it’s been a while. Why they’re competing with the dogs to see who can leave the latest and largest turd piles is for an animal psychologist to decipher, mainly it’s pissing me off. I had to take a snow shovel to the piles and heave them off into the woods. Hopefully that’ll sidetrack them and they’ll continue their battle off under the pine trees. If not I’m going to bring out the wrist rocket and some peanuts and let them know I’m not a fan of their work.